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McGarrett: Game’s up, O’Loughlin. You’re slick, but you made one big mistake when you decided to impersonate a cop. You’re gonna learn this rock isn’t big enough for two Steve McGarretts. Now you can make this easy and walk out or we’re going to come in and get you. Your choice.
Inside Tubeliving our television friends are always the way we remember them. Those were (and still are) the days!
Binghamton: McHale, being the nice generous captain I am, I’m granting you your request for R&R in New Caledonia this weekend.
McHale: Why thank you, Captain. That’s very kind of you.
Binghamton: (mumbling) Well, It will get you out of my hair…
McHale: What’s that sir?
Binghamton: Uh, I said, it will let you get some fresh air. Now go, get out of here.
McHale: Happy Memorial Day, sir.
Binghamton: Yeah, same to you. Now where did I put that aspirin?
#andy griffith show
Barney: Every police force needs to have the most up to date technology in order to stay one step ahead of the bad guys. So today, Andy, I purchased us a pair of these. The guy who sold them to me called them Google Glasses. There’s a little camera here, it’s got WiFi, and they keep the bugs out of your eyes when you’re driving fast. I’m tellin you Ange, we’re living in a high tech age and you’ve gotta keep up!
#burns and allen
George: Gracie, what happened to the computer?
Gracie: You can never be too safe. I heard about hackers that break into computers and steal all your information. So we’re now keeping the computer in a safe.
George: Hackers don’t break into your home. They break into the computer from the inside.
Gracie: Well, that’s not so bad.
George: Not so bad?
Gracie: If hackers work from inside your computer, they must be pretty tiny people. And it makes me happy to hear tiny people are finding employment in this economy. You know, they are just as entitled to work as everyone else.
George: Well, I need to use the computer. Where’s the combination to the safe?
Gracie: Don’t worry, I was extra careful with that. I didn’t want the hackers getting that either.
George: Oh no.
Gracie: So I put it in the safe with the computer.
Dolenz: I can’t believe you locked us out of the beach pad again, Peter.
Tork: Well, Mike said he had the keys!
Nesmith: I said I had the car keys.
Jones: Well, at least we can drive around.
Nesmith: But we need to find a locksmith.
Dolenz: One of these days fellas, we should really consider getting a cell phone.
Tork: I agree. If you guys had an iPhone like me (taking it out of his pocket), we could just look up a locksmith.
Nesmith: Peter, you’ve had a cell phone this whole time?
Tork: Yeah, how else could I update my Facebook Page? Look, my status has 10 likes already.
Another Sunday in the office typing up reports with Kono while McGarrett is out relaxing. Maybe I’ll go ask Kono what he wants for lunch. I could really go for a turkey sandwich and chips. Yep, pretty exciting stuff going on today at Five-o. They never put this stuff on television!
#Jack Benny Show
When Antenna TV told me my show was being renewed for another year, I told them to make sure I received a time slot that was equal to the value of my celebrity. My show is currently airing at 2am EST.
At least the commercials I buy won’t cost me much.